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JUST REMEMBER: If We Get Caught, You’re Deaf and I Don’t Speak English

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  • Printed on demand in OntarioPrinted in 2–5 business days, then 2–4 days in transit
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About This Product

A getaway plan compressed into one line: if this goes sideways, you cannot hear and I cannot understand the question. The alibi is terrible, which is why it is funny. This is the text-only version, no artwork. Best worn by whichever friend is usually the reason a story needs an alibi in the first place.

Options. Colours: Azalea, Brown Savana, Charcoal, Gold, Military Green, Orange, Sky and White. Sizes S to 5XL.