Free shipping across Canada on orders over $60 ($7.99 flat rate under $60) · Printed in Ontario · No customs fees
Free shipping across Canada on orders over $60 ($7.99 flat rate under $60) · Printed in Ontario · No customs fees
Fair warning first: the designs in this collection include swearing and sexual jokes. They are meant for adults with a matching sense of humour, not for kids, school pick-up or most workplaces. If that is what you came for, carry on.
Some lines are straight-up rude: “Because F*** You That’s Why”, “I’m an Asshole and I Approve This Message” and “Ringmaster of the Shit Show”, the last one a fair job title for anyone running a household or a small team. Others are innuendo: “I Only Have Sex on Days That Begin With ‘T’” and “I’m Sweeter Than a Donut… Wanna Taste?”. “Shuh Duh Fuh Cup” is best read out loud.
“Proud Father of a Few Dumbass Kids” is a dad gift for families who talk like that, and “If We Get Caught, You’re Deaf and I Don’t Speak English” is for a partner in crime.
Want something you can wear to dinner with the in-laws? Try sarcastic shirts or the rest of the funny t-shirts. Check each product page for its sizes and colours. Everything is printed to order in Ontario (typically 2-5 business days, then 2-4 days in transit), and shipping in Canada is free on orders over $60, with a flat $7.99 under that.
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