I Paused My Game to Be Here

A statement of grudging sacrifice, worn to weddings, family dinners and anything else that interrupted a run. The gag is the word paused: this is temporary, the controller is waiting, and everyone present should act accordingly. Good for the gamer in the family who shows up, sits down, and checks the time roughly every four minutes.

Options. Colours: Azalea, Brown Savana, Carolina Blue, Charcoal, Gold, Irish Green, Military Green, Orange, Sky and White. Sizes S to 5XL.