Funny Sayings & Cheeky Slogans

One-liner tees, mostly. The joke is the design — nothing to squint at, just a line on the front that gets read across a room and either lands or it doesn’t.

It is a broad mix, because the humour is. Sarcastic one-liners, parenting jokes from people who love their kids and are also tired, Irish and St. Patrick’s Day gags, and the occasional Canadian political dig. Some of it is fine at a family dinner. Some of it is not. Read the design before you buy it for your mother-in-law.

These do well as gifts when you know someone’s sense of humour but not their taste in clothes. Sizes run up to 5XL on most designs, and the joke does most of the work, so there is room to guess.

What you are actually buying

• Gildan 64000 softstyle or Bella+Canvas 3001 depending on the design, both ring-spun cotton
• Sizes up to 5XL on most designs
• DTG printed with water-based inks
• Printed on demand in Ontario — each shirt is made after you order it, not pulled off a shelf
• Most designs $34.99, or $39.99 in 3XL; a few premium styles are $44.99 or $54.99
• Free shipping anywhere in Canada, with no customs or duties. We sell within Canada only

Everything here sits under Funny T-Shirts. If you are shopping for a specific person rather than a specific joke, Gifts by Person is an easier place to start.