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Funny T-Shirts

The humour side of Shirtvana: graphic tees built around one good line. Sarcasm, blunt opinions, food and nap jokes, Irish gags, and a handful that are frankly rude.

Most of the collection sits at the deadpan, deliberately stupid end — the sort of shirt that earns a groan at a family barbecue. Tone swings a long way between designs, so read the shirt properly before buying it for someone else.

What you are actually buying

Gildan 64000 softstyle or Bella+Canvas 3001, ring-spun cotton, sizes up to 5XL on most designs
Printed on demand in Ontario, direct-to-garment printing with water-based inks
Most tees are $34.99 CAD, $39.99 in 3XL. A small premium tier runs $44.99 to $54.99
Free shipping across Canada. We sell in Canada only, so there are no customs charges or duties

Close by: Funny Sayings & Cheeky Slogans for the one-liners, Political & Social Commentary for the Canadian digs, Desi & Hinglish for Punjabi and Hindi humour, and Pet Parents for dog and cat jokes.

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“Canada Is Not for Sale” Patriotic T-Shirt – Bold Canadian Flag Design
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“Canada Is Not for Sale” Unity T-Shirt – Diverse Hands Holding Canadian Flags
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“Canada the 51st State” Funny Political T-Shirt – U.S. & Canada Puzzle Design
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“Certified Ladies’ Man” Funny T-Shirt – Bold & Cheeky Confidence Tee
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“My Hobby Is Sleeping” Funny Sloth T-Shirt
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Because F*** You That’s Why
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Cancel My Subscription I’m Tired of Your Issues
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Dear Algebra
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Do All Things With Sarcasm – No Graphic
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Don’t Let This Sweet Smile Fool You. I Secretly Want to Punch You in the Face
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Effort? Overrated. Let the Ship Sink T-Shirt
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Feminists Make the Best Sandwiches
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For Breakfast I Enjoy Bacon Periodically
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Fries Before Guys
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He’s My Pot of Gold
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I Don’t Stalk I Investigate
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