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I Only Have Sex on Days That Begin With “T”

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About This Product

I Only Have Sex on Days That Begin With T, which sounds like modest restraint until you start listing days. Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow. The counting is the whole gag, and it usually takes a person two seconds and a small frown. Suits stag parties, bachelorette nights, and gift exchanges with loose rules.

Options. Colours: Azalea, Black, Maroon, Navy, Royal, Sky and White. Sizes S to 5XL.