Christmas & Holiday T-Shirts

Funny Christmas t-shirts for the office party, the family dinner and the ugly-sweater night you did not plan for. The jokes are dry rather than twee: “Pretend This Is an Ugly Sweater” gets you into the party without the sweater, “I’m on the Naughty List This Year” owns it in red script, and “Ask Your Mom If I’m Real” is a winking Santa for parents who are tired of the question.

Cat people get “Wish You a Meowy Christmas” and “Have a Purrfect Christmas”, and “If Santa Asks… It Wasn’t Me” covers any household run by a dog or a cat; the rest of that line is in pet lover shirts. For New Year’s Eve there is a party capybara letting go of old grudges to make room for newer, stronger ones.

They work as stocking stuffers, Secret Santa picks under $40, and something to wear to the countdown. More ideas by person are in gift shirts, and the year-round jokes live in funny t-shirts.

Order in time for Christmas

Every shirt is printed after you order, in Ontario, usually within 2–5 business days, then 2–4 days in transit, so order by mid-December to be safe. Shipping within Canada is free on orders over $60 and $7.99 flat under $60, with no customs or duties. Sizes and colours vary by design; check the product page.