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There’s a 99% Chance I Don’t Care T-Shirt | Sarcastic Sign Tee

From $34.99

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  • Printed on demand in OntarioPrinted in 2–5 business days, then 2–4 days in transit
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About This Product

There’s a 99% chance I don’t care. The sign-style design sets the line in bold black capitals inside a rounded black frame, with the 99% blown up so it reads from across the room. For introverts, retail veterans, anyone stuck in a group chat that will not end, and the one person at the meeting who has already checked out. Wear it on the days you want the conversation to end before it starts. A birthday or Secret Santa gift for the friend whose default answer is a shrug. Printed on a white tee, where the heavy black frame and type hold their edge.

Options. Colour: White. Sizes S to 3XL.