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Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in Black, on a female model, front view
Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in Dark Heather, on a male model, front view
Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in Navy, on a male model, front view
Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in Sport Grey, on a male model, front view
Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in White, on a female model, front view
Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in Black, on a male model, front view
Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in Black, on a male model, front view
Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in Black, on a male model, front view
Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in Black, on a female model, front view
Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in Black, on a female model, front view
Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in Black, on a female model, front view
Canadian Cheese Contraband t-shirt in Black, flat lay, front view

Canadian Cheese Contraband T-Shirt | Funny Trade War Tee

From $34.99

  • Free shipping across Canada on orders over $60$7.99 flat rate under $60 · no customs or duties
  • Printed on demand in OntarioPrinted in 2–5 business days, then 2–4 days in transit
  • Misprint or damage? We reprint it free.

About This Product

With Canadian dairy banned south of the border from September 29, 2026, a good aged cheddar is suddenly the most wanted item on the continent. This design treats it accordingly: “CANADIAN CHEESE” in typewriter caps like a customs report, a cheese wedge full of holes with one maple-leaf-shaped hole in red, then “CONTRABAND” in big letters and a small “(DOWN SOUTH)” for clarity. Made for cheese lovers, poutine purists, dairy farmers and anyone who has ever packed a block of old cheddar for relatives across the border.

Options. Colours: Black, Navy, Dark Heather, White and Sport Grey. Sizes S to 3XL.

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