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This Is How I Cut Calories funny pizza cutter t-shirt in Sport Grey, on a female model, front view
This Is How I Cut Calories funny pizza cutter t-shirt in White, on a male model, front view
This Is How I Cut Calories funny pizza cutter t-shirt in Sport Grey, on a male model, front view
This Is How I Cut Calories funny pizza cutter t-shirt in Sport Grey, on a male model, front view
This Is How I Cut Calories funny pizza cutter t-shirt in Sport Grey, on a male model, front view
This Is How I Cut Calories funny pizza cutter t-shirt in Sport Grey, on a female model, front view
This Is How I Cut Calories funny pizza cutter t-shirt in Sport Grey, on a female model, front view
This Is How I Cut Calories funny pizza cutter t-shirt in Sport Grey, flat lay, front view

This Is How I Cut Calories T-Shirt | Funny Pizza Lover Tee

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About This Product

A thick black line-drawn pizza cutter and the answer in chunky slab-serif capitals underneath: this is how I cut calories. Minimal, bold and readable from across the room, with a punchline every pizza-night regular will recognise. For the person who counts slices instead of calories, the Friday-night takeout loyalist, anyone whose diet starts tomorrow and the friend who insists pizza is a balanced meal because it covers every food group. A gift for pizza lovers, cheat-day champions, students and dads who run the pizza cutter at every party.

Options. Colours: White and Sport Grey. Sizes S to 3XL.

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