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I don’t get enough credit for acting less insane than I actually am. A grinning retro watermelon mascot in yellow slides struts between lines of plum lettering: a script opener, a big block CREDIT, bold caps and a swooping sign-off with three stars. For the friend who holds it together in public and unravels in the group chat, the coworker with the calm voice and the chaotic inner monologue, and anyone whose composure deserves a medal. A birthday or Christmas gift for sarcastic women, best friends and sisters. Plum, coral and mint print on a white or sport grey tee.
Options. Colours: White and Sport Grey. Sizes S to 3XL.



