I Don’t Pretend to Be Anything I’m Not, Except Sober T-Shirt | Funny Drinking Tee

I don’t pretend to be anything I’m not stacks in big bold capitals, and the boxed punchline underneath admits the one exception: except sober, I’ve pretended to be sober a time or two. A clean typographic design with the joke in the fine print. For the friend who holds it together until the second round, the stag weekend, the cottage crowd, the pub-trivia regular and anyone who has ever nodded very carefully at a bouncer. A gift for birthdays, bachelor parties, New Year’s Eve and the person who swears they are fine. Light grey type made for dark tees.

Options. Colours: Black, Navy and Dark Heather. Sizes S to 3XL.