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Santa has the right idea. Only visit people once a year. Eat a snack. Leave before anyone sees you. The line is set in white script around a round, rosy-cheeked cartoon Santa with a big white beard. For introverts who treat the holidays like a drive-by, anyone whose social battery runs out before dessert, and the relative who leaves the party while everyone is still looking for their coat. Wear it to the ugly-sweater party, the family dinner or the office potluck as fair warning. A Christmas gift for the friend who has perfected the quiet exit. Printed on black, navy or dark heather, where the white lettering and beard stand out.
Options. Colours: Black, Navy and Dark Heather. Sizes S to 3XL.



