I Love Surprising My Metabolism T-Shirt | Funny Snack Lover Tee

I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming: either absolute starvation or 50834 calories all at once. The confession is set in chunky black type around a grinning retro bucket of fried chicken with green sneakers, the kind of rubber-hose mascot that looks happy to be eaten. For intermittent fasters, weekend feasters and anyone whose meal schedule is ‘forgot to eat, then ordered everything’. A gift for the friend who treats every buffet like a personal challenge. Printed on white or sport grey, where the black lettering and red bucket stay crisp.

Options. Colours: White and Sport Grey. Sizes S to 3XL.