Marriage & Relationships

A small collection of tees about being attached to someone. The jokes are dry rather than sentimental: one design answers to both “Mama” and “Wife”, another admits to seeing someone and leaves it open whether that means dating or hallucinating.

They work as an anniversary or birthday gift when you want something more specific than a card, and they work just as well bought for yourself. If nothing here fits, the parenting shirts cover overlapping ground, and Funny Sayings & Cheeky Slogans is blunter. You can also browse all of Gifts by Person.

What you’re buying

• Unisex ring-spun cotton tees — Gildan softstyle or Bella+Canvas, depending on the design
• Sizes up to 5XL on most designs, and most designs from $34.99
• Each product page lists its exact price and available sizes
• Printed on demand in Ontario, DTG with water-based inks
• Free shipping across Canada, and no customs or duties to pay