St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts

Funny St. Patrick’s Day t-shirts for the parade, the pub, or a green-themed office day. The jokes are Irish, or at least Irish-adjacent: “I’m Not Irish. But My Liver Is” is for the honorary Irish, “I’m Not Feisty, I’m Irish” is for the actual ones, and “The Irish. 0% Luck, 100% Fight” makes a point about where the luck comes from.

For couples, “He’s My Pot of Gold” and “She’s My Lucky Charm” are designed as a pair, so you can buy one each and turn up coordinated. More matching sets are in wedding and couples shirts.

Order ahead of March 17

Every shirt is printed after you order, in Ontario, usually in 2-5 business days, then 2-4 days in transit. Leave yourself time before the day. Canadian orders over $60 ship free, under $60 it is $7.99 flat, and there are no duties. Sizes and colours vary by design. For year-round jokes, see all funny t-shirts.